1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:03,128 Damn that guy. 2 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:06,840 Take away all my magic for eating one stupid slice of one stupid tart. 3 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:09,718 Like, the pettiness of it all is just psychotic. 4 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,261 Is that so? 5 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:12,972 Would you care to elaborate? 6 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,560 Housewarden. 7 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:21,522 If you would like to register a complaint, I'm all ears. 8 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:25,692 Oh! Hey there, Riddle! He said that your prettiness is iconic! 9 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:28,779 Cater, if you don't wish to lose your tongue as well as your head, 10 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,865 you would do well to stop your blabbering. 11 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,866 We wouldn't want that. My bad. 12 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:38,038 Pardoned already for nearly destroying the Queen's statue. 13 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,791 Our headmage is far too lenient. 14 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:43,669 It is truly a baffling decision. 15 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:46,838 Why lead our academy down a path of such destruction? 16 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:50,092 Infractions of this order must be punished. 17 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,887 Violators should have their heads taken without question. 18 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:55,973 I hate hearing such freaky stuff outta that baby face. 19 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,891 I beg your pardon? 20 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,604 Uh… 21 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:03,689 Can I help you? 22 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:08,235 I considered removing this collar if you showed any remorse whatsoever. 23 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,196 But unfortunately, 24 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:12,239 that doesn't appear to be the case. 25 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:15,158 -So I'm afraid I must leave it for now. -What? 26 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,369 You can't cause a ruckus like you did yesterday 27 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,788 if you can't use magic, can you? 28 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,498 Oh, you needn't worry. 29 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:25,143 Most of the first year curriculum is lectures rather than practical magic. 30 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,212 Now, that's enough chitchat. 31 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,881 Stop wasting time and go prepare for your next class. 32 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:33,760 As Queen of Hearts Rule 271 clearly states, 33 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:37,973 "One shall leave the table within 15 minutes of completing their lunch." 34 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:41,393 You wouldn't disregard the rules, would you, now? 35 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:44,855 Power-tripping pretty boy. 36 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,606 I want a "Yes, house warden." 37 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,567 Yes, house warden! 38 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,027 That wasn't hard. 39 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,946 It'll be fine. I'll be here to keep an eye on them. 40 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,741 Trey, don't make this into a habit. 41 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,660 You've been far too lenient with the first-year students. 42 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,496 You're the vice house warden. 43 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,581 You would do well to act like it. 44 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:06,501 Now then, I'm afraid I must excuse myself to the school store 45 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,963 in accordance with Queen of Hearts Rule Number 339: 46 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,299 "Should one partake in a post-meal beverage, 47 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:15,010 it shall be lemon tea with two sugar cubes." 48 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:18,555 I've let two minutes slip away already. 49 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,808 Be sure you all excuse yourselves within the next 13. 50 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,228 What's his problem? 51 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:32,778 Honestly. To run entirely out of sugar cubes so soon? Insufferable. 52 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:36,198 So, how do you like the new flavor? 53 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:39,201 It's great. I love milk tea after a meal. 54 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:43,955 -Our afternoon classes are so boring. -Yeah, but let's go. 55 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:47,167 No way, we got time. We can hang till the last minute. 56 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:51,005 What do they all think this academy and its House rules are even for? 57 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,089 What's our next class? 58 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,758 Trey and the headmage are both far too tolerant. 59 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:58,011 So I shall have to take matters into my own hands. 60 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:00,764 There will be no further infractions. 61 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,708 A MEALTIME CHAT 62 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,252 That was scary. 63 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,671 That kid's got a real nasty attitude. 64 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,298 Hey. Don't be rude. 65 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,884 Did the house warden leave? 66 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:04,554 I just realized I was breaking Queen of Hearts Rule 186: 67 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,974 "One shall never eat hamburger on a Tuesday." 68 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,060 I was terrified he would see me. 69 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,357 I wish he could at least eat what we wanted to. 70 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,902 Tell me about it. I agree with that guy. 71 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,739 The rules shouldn't be more important than the students' well-being. 72 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,449 He's only doing his duty as the house warden. 73 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:28,662 Riddle was assigned his position less than a week after entering the academy. 74 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,581 He's very strict and he may speak harshly, 75 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,667 but it's out of a desire to make things better for the House. 76 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,335 He's not a bad guy. 77 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,004 But a good guy wouldn't go around 78 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,798 slapping collars on people all willy-nilly-like. 79 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,802 No, but in your case, I think it was justifiable. 80 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,305 Say what? How dare my lackey talk back to me? 81 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:49,850 Guess I better go get that tart slice. 82 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:53,228 Actually, you should know that Riddle has this kooky thing 83 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:56,315 about always wanting to cut the very first piece of a whole cake. 84 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:59,067 So he's not gonna forgive you if you only bring him a slice. 85 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,404 Seriously? I'm a broke college kid, I can't buy a whole one. 86 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,281 You could make him one! 87 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,284 That's what Trey did. The strawberry ones were from scratch. 88 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:12,998 Trey did that? Like, with his hands? Those look like they were made by a pro. 89 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,833 Thanks. 90 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,085 Well, hey, buddy! 91 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:19,171 Would you mind if I use your baking stuff? 92 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:22,549 And, uh, if you could also teach me how to use it, that'd be cool too. 93 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,593 It'll be fun. 94 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,262 Making something would definitely be cheaper than buying it. 95 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:30,181 I can help if you need someone in charge of taste-testing. 96 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:33,518 Well, I was planning on making another tart anyway. 97 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:34,728 Really? 98 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:38,315 Uh-huh. But my services aren't available for free, you know. 99 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,482 What? 100 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,319 You're gonna make me pay? 101 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,821 Don't worry. I won't take money from my juniors. 102 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,449 Riddle said he's been craving a chestnut tart, 103 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:48,909 so lets make him one. 104 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:51,161 You could help by collecting the chestnuts. 105 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,622 That sounds equally annoying. 106 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,666 But, sure. So how many are you trying to get? 107 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,293 Let me think… 108 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:01,129 Taking the unbirthday party into consideration… 109 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:03,048 Hmm. Maybe 200 or 300. 110 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,132 Huh? 111 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,217 Oh, that's a lot. 112 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,846 I'll also need your help peeling, cooking and pureeing them. 113 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,931 I think that's a perfectly fair trade. 114 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:20,398 Okay. So, where do they keep the chestnut trees? 115 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:24,069 Maybe we should split up to look. Do you guys wanna cover the back half? 116 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,153 Got it. 117 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,995 I've never seen any of these plants before. 118 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:38,166 Hey, Minion! Come take a look at this! There's a bunch of fruit over here! 119 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:41,378 Oh, they smell amazing! 120 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:46,049 Having a little sample couldn't hurt… 121 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,343 That's exactly what Ace got in trouble for. 122 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,595 We're only here to look for chestnuts, okay? 123 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,722 Stingy sourpuss. 124 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,475 Come on. We haven't checked this section yet. 125 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,060 Maybe we'll find them in here. 126 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,400 -Ouch. -Hmm? 127 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,069 -Did you say something? -No. It wasn't me. 128 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,571 -Hey. -Hmm? 129 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,990 You've got some guts, 130 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,284 walking away from me like nothing happened. 131 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:18,748 I was having myself a nice little cat nap back there 132 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,710 until some idiot stomped on my tail. 133 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:26,965 And now I'm pissed. 134 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,968 Yikers, this guy looks like trouble. 135 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,429 I wasn't looking. I'm sorry. 136 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,847 Aren't you… 137 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:39,144 Right. You're that herbivore from orientation who can't use magic. 138 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:40,812 Hmm. 139 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:43,231 Wow. 140 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:46,484 You weren't joking. I really don't smell any magic. 141 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:49,696 I try not to make a habit of preying on the defenseless, 142 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,489 so, generally, you'd be safe, 143 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:56,202 but I can't stand idly by after you've stepped on my tail. 144 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,704 Wouldn't you agree? 145 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:02,792 Hey, Yu? Let's go. This guy is making all my fur stand on end. 146 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:06,046 Well, it was an accident. Forgive me. 147 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,718 You don't get it. I don't play nice. 148 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,304 And being forced to wake up from such a good nap 149 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,264 has put me in a pretty bad mood. 150 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:18,850 Perhaps in exchange, I'll take a tooth. 151 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,186 Leona. 152 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,648 Huh? 153 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:29,069 Hey. Knew I'd find you here. You gotta quit skipping your classes. 154 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,905 Like, you're already repeating a year. 155 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:35,647 If you get held back again, we'll be in the same grade. You don't want that. 156 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:39,037 Must you be such a nag, Ruggie? 157 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,914 This isn't my favorite thing either, you know. 158 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,665 Hmm? Ah. 159 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:46,164 He gets a little violent when he wakes up, so maybe keep your distance. 160 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,338 Now come on. Let's go. 161 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,508 -Go! Move your tail. -Fine, whatever. 162 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:56,221 Oh, and the next time you herbivores want to enter my territory, 163 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,515 you better be prepared. 164 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,769 Well, that was nerve-wracking. 165 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,396 He really is just like a human lion. 166 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,689 -Hey, guys. -Huh? 167 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,525 We found where the chestnuts are. 168 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,528 Oh, right. I totally forgot what we were supposed to be doing here. 169 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,172 Yeah. Let's go grab 'em. 170 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,698 Wow! 171 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,076 That's a really nice haul, gentlemen. 172 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,121 With this many chestnuts, you can make a humongous tart. 173 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:24,749 Well, getting these things prepped is also going to be a group effort. 174 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:25,834 You ready? 175 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,252 Okay. Cool. 176 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:31,673 Welcome to Chestnut Tarts 101. We'll begin with the paste. 177 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,425 Step one. Boil the chestnuts. 178 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:38,513 Step two. Let them cool slightly, and then begin peeling. 179 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,015 Step three. 180 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:45,937 Add the peeled chestnuts, milk and sugar into a pot and boil down the mixture. 181 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,275 That smells so dang good. 182 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,486 Step four. Press the boiled mixture through a sieve. 183 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,697 After this, we can add the butter. 184 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:59,117 And finally, our secret ingredient is a little oyster sauce. 185 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,952 Sorry. Oyster sauce? 186 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:04,747 Here. I use the Walrus-brand Young Oyster Sauce. 187 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:08,585 The umami of the oysters complements the chestnut paste for depth of flavor. 188 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,546 All the great pâtissiers use this. 189 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,340 Is this not gonna make the saltiest tart? 190 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:19,095 Possibly, but people put chocolate in their curry, right? So maybe it'll work? 191 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:27,145 I was joking. I'd never put that in a tart. 192 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,856 Not cool! We believed you! 193 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,734 You'd have realized how dumb it was if you just thought about it. 194 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,946 That was a real dirty trick outta someone who acts like such a nice guy! 195 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,031 Yeah. Sorry. 196 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,950 Now we'll add the fresh cream and… 197 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:44,579 I guess I didn't realize how much chestnut paste we made. 198 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,831 I don't think I have enough cream for this. 199 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:50,376 I can go get some more. Do they have it at the school store? 200 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:53,338 Yeah. And, actually, as long as you're going, 201 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,674 would you mind grabbing me a few other things too? 202 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:56,758 Okay. 203 00:11:56,841 --> 00:12:02,013 Uh, I need four cartons of milk, four cartons of eggs, some aluminum tins, 204 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:06,517 maybe five cans of fruit cocktail, and three jars of jam, please. 205 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:09,020 I don't think I can carry all that by myself. 206 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:12,315 -I can come with you. -You gotta take me with you too. 207 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,151 The great Grim should not be made to mix flour. 208 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:20,990 Uh, hello? 209 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:26,579 Nobody's here. Taking a break maybe? 210 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,540 Uh, are we even sure we came to the right place? 211 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:32,919 You know, it's honestly kind of hard to say. 212 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,046 Hey! 213 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:38,633 Welcome, one and all, to Mr. Sam's Mystery Shop. 214 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,886 And what might I be able to help you with today, my little imps? 215 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:45,473 Charms and curses? Mummified remains? 216 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,184 Or how about a deck of tarot cards for ya? 217 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,938 Everything you could want is in stock now! 218 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,943 I guess he runs the place. 219 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,987 Did he say "mummified remains"? 220 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,196 -Uh… -Hmm? 221 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,657 We just need a hand with the things on our list. 222 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:06,411 Ooh. Looks like we're trying to indulge a little sweet tooth today. 223 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:10,039 Shabam! In stock now! 224 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,041 That was crazy fast. 225 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,044 Now can I interest you in a flying saucer 226 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,338 to help you carry all this heavy load back home? 227 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,131 This precious little mini size right here 228 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,259 is a steal at a whopping 30% off today only. 229 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,386 Yeah, give it! It looks so fun... 230 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,859 No, thanks. We're good. 231 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,349 I thought that was a really interesting shop. 232 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,186 Yeah, I wanted to stay and look around in there some more. 233 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,689 You sure the cans aren't too heavy for you? Wanna trade? 234 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:38,526 No, I'm all right. I've had a lot of practice with heavy shopping bags. 235 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,194 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 236 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,406 My mother always stocks up whenever there's a sale on, 237 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,825 so we wind up with super-full bags. 238 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,410 And I'm the only man in my family, 239 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,204 so, naturally, I do all the heavy lifting for her. 240 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,875 Sorry, I don't mean to over share. 241 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,669 It's okay. You really love your mom. 242 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,130 -I mean… Yeah, but not like… -Hey, wait up. 243 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,549 -I just wanna make sure she gets... -Fat chance. 244 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,433 No, the eggs. 245 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,228 Hey, watch where you're going, kid. That really hurt, you know. 246 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:16,064 I'm pretty sure you're the one who ran into me, actually. 247 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,649 What's that? You're saying this is all my fault? 248 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:23,529 I am. Please pay us back for the eggs. And apologize to the chicken that made them. 249 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,532 Buddy, why you getting all uppity? They're just eggs. 250 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,285 What? 251 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,871 Look. They ain't touched the ground, you can eat 'em. 252 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,540 I just saved you the trouble of cracking 'em yourself. 253 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,420 Don't you dare laugh about something like this! 254 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,255 Oh, boy. He flipped the switch again. 255 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,705 It's not up to you to decide the value of those eggs, you little brat. 256 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,262 They were going to get baked into a delicious tart 257 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:50,264 instead of becoming chicks. Does that mean nothing to you? 258 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,310 So if you're not gonna pay us back for 'em 259 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,646 then I'll just have to take it out in punches. 260 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,148 Who do you think you're talking to? 261 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,400 -You wanna go, then let's go! -Not good. 262 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,696 Yeah? Careful what you wish for! 263 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,786 By the time I'm done with you, you'll never even wanna look at another egg. 264 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,455 Deuce, cut it out! Do you want to get expelled? 265 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:26,509 -Hey, let's beat it! -Sorry, Mrs. Chicken! 266 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:31,556 Crap. 267 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:33,891 No, not again. 268 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,686 I swore that I wouldn't… 269 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,898 I swore that I was gonna be an honor student this time. 270 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,859 Wait. This time? 271 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,947 I was pretty wild kid in middle school. 272 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:51,075 I hung out with a bad crowd, bleached my hair. 273 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,578 We skipped class most of the time. 274 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,289 I talked back to my teachers and called them names. 275 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,041 And I started a lot of fights. 276 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,961 Got into some back-alley brawl every other day. 277 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,629 And when I wasn't doing that, 278 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,757 I'd go racing down mountain roads on my Magic Wheel. 279 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,510 I showed off my magic to guys who couldn't even use it. 280 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,763 Stuff like that. I was a total punk. 281 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:17,768 But one night, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my grandma. 282 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:23,024 She was crying, asking where she went wrong in raising me. 283 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,839 Or if it was wrong of her to try and raise me on her own. 284 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,571 But she didn't do anything wrong. 285 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,615 It wasn't her fault. It was all me. 286 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:35,286 So when I got into this school, she was so thrilled. 287 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,663 For me. For us. 288 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,417 I swore on that day that I'd never make her cry again. 289 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,003 I'd be an honor student she could be proud of. 290 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,089 And yet… Darn it! 291 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:51,219 Yeah, okay, but being an honor student doesn't mean holding everything in. 292 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,303 Huh? 293 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,513 You're not a bad guy for having a reaction. 294 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,350 Even I wanted to punch those guys a few more times. 295 00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:01,854 Okay. It may have been them who started it this time, but fighting's still wrong. 296 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,816 Sorry… 297 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,402 …you already knew that, didn't you? 298 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,030 That getting into fights won't solve your problems. 299 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:17,036 Everyone experiences setbacks, Deuce. It doesn't mean you're a failure. 300 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,706 Not when you can channel the regret you feel right now 301 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:23,751 into motivation for the future. Just take it one step at a time. 302 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,003 Okay? Don't give up. 303 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,005 Yeah. 304 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:30,967 Thank you. 305 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,346 I just hope the chicks will be able to rest in peace. 306 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,853 -And, uh… -Huh? 307 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,231 Those eggs weren't fertilized. 308 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,233 -They were never gonna hatch. -Huh? 309 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,487 I'm so hungry I could eat an elephant. 310 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,322 Then let's get going. 311 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,534 Huh? 312 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,579 You've got to be kidding me! 313 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:04,333 And now to finish it off, we'll pop some Marron glacé right here on top. 314 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,335 And all finished. 315 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,130 All finished. 316 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:13,175 What have I believed all 16 years of my life? 317 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,470 Hey, like, is he okay? Did something happen to him? 318 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,765 -Sort of. Fowl experience. -Chicken. 319 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,267 Hey, gang. Everyone working hard? 320 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,561 Matter of fact, we've just finished. 321 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,689 Wow. That looks good. Let me get a snap for Magicam. 322 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,067 And here we are. 323 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,987 Time to enjoy the fruits of your labor. These are for you. 324 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,489 Delish. Thank you for the treat. 325 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:38,493 Splitting the spoils without doing the work, you planned this. 326 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:39,577 Hmm? 327 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,707 Mmm. Mmm. 328 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,042 Wow. This is great. 329 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,629 Okay! 330 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,297 This tastes like it came from a high-end bakery. 331 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,381 It's so good. 332 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,009 -Mmm. -I'm gonna move in with Trey's family. 333 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,427 This is super yummy. 334 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,826 Oh, hey, Trey. 335 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,454 -Show 'em the thing. -What thing? 336 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,414 Oh, of course. 337 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,501 Okay. Everyone tell me your favorite food. 338 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,419 Cherry pie and burgers. 339 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,672 I think canned tuna is my favorite. 340 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:36,717 But I also like cheese omelets. Oh, and grilled meats. And pudding. 341 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,470 If I have to pick one, I guess omelet rice. 342 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,515 I think I'll go with grilled lamb with diablo sauce today. 343 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,517 I like grilled fish with rice and soup. 344 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,353 Got it. Ready and… 345 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,188 Paint the Roses. 346 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:59,532 Now take another bite and tell me what you think. 347 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,120 It tastes exactly like cherry pie. 348 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,955 Mine tastes like canned tuna. 349 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,206 Mom's omelet rice. 350 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,583 It really does taste like grilled fish. 351 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,919 And that would be Trey's signature spell. 352 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,548 I keep telling him he could really charm the ladies if he used it during tea time. 353 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,884 Magic that can change something's flavor. Amazing. 354 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:22,513 Well, sort of. Technically, it overwrites characteristics. 355 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,348 I can also do color and scent. 356 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,103 It isn't permanent though, so it'll wear off on its own over time. 357 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,604 That's why I named it that way. 358 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,023 It's like I'm "painting over" the real thing. 359 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,777 A never-ending canned tuna buffet isn't just a dream anymore. 360 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:40,324 Your cool spell is way better than anything that annoying Riddle can do. 361 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:44,452 No, this is child's play compared to him. 362 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:48,038 He's on a totally different level. I can't touch him. 363 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:51,917 That was so good. 364 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,003 All right, let's go back to our dorms. 365 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,631 Tomorrow is the unbirthday party, so don't be late. 366 00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:00,634 Time for me to get this dumb collar off once and for all. 367 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,636 Just you wait, house warden. 368 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:09,143 Hey, so, Yu, I still can't go home, so, uh, can I crash with you again? 369 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,853 Don't take advantage, Ace. 370 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,605 You know you're being an imposition. 371 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:13,689 Yeah. That's right. 372 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,901 If you're staying over again, then pay the fee. Ten cans of tuna. 373 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:20,029 No! I don't wanna sleep on the streets! 374 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,114 You can stay over. I promise it's fine. 375 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:26,828 It's kinda cute 376 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:30,081 that all the first-years ended up having a little sleepover, isn't it? 377 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,408 Well, Deuce is only there to police Ace. 378 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,836 -Think they need a senior chaperone? -You're not going, no. 379 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,046 Oh, boo. 380 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,137 Trey. Cater. 381 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,181 Hey, guys. What happened? 382 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,600 Trey, please, you have to help. 383 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:53,562 We were drinking lemonade with honey when the house warden walked in. 384 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,314 And the next thing we knew… 385 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,483 He took your heads for breaking the rules. 386 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,943 256, I believe. 387 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,821 It's pretty clear, "There will be no drinking 388 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,448 of honey-sweetened lemonade after 8:00 p.m." 389 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,617 We didn't know. I swear. 390 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,664 We're not even allowed to eat and drink what we want. 391 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,375 How are we supposed to remember all these stupid rules? 392 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,418 Riddle's taking all of this way too far. 393 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,629 Please. Help us! 394 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:22,716 It's too much. I don't think I can live like this any longer. 395 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,802 I want to transfer to another House. 396 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:32,226 Hey, it'll be okay. I'll go talk to the house warden right now. 397 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,270 You guys should go back to your rooms. 398 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,691 Fine. I'll go make the Queen a cup of tea, then. 399 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,943 Maybe it will lift Her Highness's mood. 400 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,778 Great. Thanks, Cater. 401 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:46,866 Oh, and make sure it's herbal tea and not black. 402 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:51,871 You know what Rule 153 says. We can only drink certain teas after dark. 403 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,664 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 404 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:05,259 I am truly baffled by the audacity of these fools. 405 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,094 What do they take the rules for? 406 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,871 So anyway, I'll be crashing here again for another night. 407 00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,664 No problem. You too, Deuce? 408 00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,874 Yeah, but only because I don't trust him 409 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,668 to behave himself if I leave him here alone. 410 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,170 You can say that again. 411 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,588 Like you're one to talk. 412 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:09,216 We need to get up bright and early for the unbirthday party tomorrow, 413 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,634 so let's get to sleep. 414 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:13,220 -Sounds good. Ni... -I'm not goin' to bed at grandma hour. 415 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,681 -Uh… -You don't listen to anyone, do you? 416 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,391 The unbirthday party is tomorrow, 417 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:20,645 and we have to be there for it on time if you want that collar removed! 418 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:21,854 Just go to bed. 419 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,857 Nah, the night is young. Let's have a little fun. 420 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,860 Oh. Well, when you put it that way, yeah, I'm in. 421 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,862 -Forgetting someone? -Huh? 422 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,948 It's those ghosts! 423 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,866 Death is so boring. 424 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:36,785 -We can play too, right? -Okay. Fine. 425 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,746 Uh… 426 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:41,123 Well, I hope you have something in mind? 427 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,583 Sure do. 428 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:52,306 Hey. You're supposed to keep a poker face. 429 00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:54,636 Hmm. 430 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:58,640 Lady Luck is on my side. 431 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,351 Kinda early to celebrate, game's not over yet. 432 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,020 Exactly. 433 00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:12,112 Ah. Guess I win. 434 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:14,782 I wanted to be the first one to win this stupid game. 435 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,243 What's the matter? 436 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:21,538 -Nothing. Shut up. -If you say so. 437 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:27,294 -Hurry and take one already. -Don't rush me. 438 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:30,380 It's do or die. 439 00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:31,840 Yes! I win! 440 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:35,094 No, I don't wanna be in last place. 441 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:36,845 All right, it's you and me. 442 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,937 Ah, no! 443 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,193 This will literally never end. 444 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,029 Maybe we should put a pin in this for the night. 445 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,738 Not a chance!